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The Most Recent Order of Good Bastards

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When Membership Accepted we shall send you your

Certification of being a True Good Bastard

Information that MUST be filled in are your Email ; Name ; Address ; Date of Birth

Becoming a Member of  The Most Recent Order of Good Bastards you indelibly hereby agree to:

  • Enjoy every day as if it were the best day of your life and find laughter and goodwill in all situations and laugh at yourself at least ten times every day. Give folk one of your smiles if they haven’t one of their own
  • Shall encourage all whom you come in contact with to be bright cheerful and positive, excepting those who are beyond redemption. Always look forward in a postive way and you’ll always have something to look forward too
  • Shall never allow another person to stuff up your day.  Such persons to be left to their own self destruction. Including unreasonable bank managers, government departments, do-gooders and just plain dickheads.