Political Incorrectness at its BEST/WORSE????

five questions

150 Percent Political incorrectness

THE ANSWERS TO FIVE QUESTIONS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘down under.’

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch…

BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Q: What is a man’s Ultimate embarrassment?

A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

Nominated as the world’s best short joke….

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. ‘Mom’, he asked, ‘Are these my brains?’

‘Not yet,’ she replied.